porkjerky plogBallad Of The Lazy Bather
I was in the shower and couldn’t wait
Getting out to use the toilet—I hate
As I shampooed my hair
I relieved myself there
Then stomped and mashed that huge turd down the grate.
No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.
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