porkjerky plogThe Death Of Capitalism
We are getting close to the commemoration of the travesty that happened to the American way of life in September 2001. No not that one, the real one. It was after the planes hit on September 11th, it was when every gas station jacked up their prices immediately and started charging 4 dollars more per gallon than they had the day before. And all those dumbfuckers jumped at the chance to fill up because they thought the end was neigh.
That was an awesome time in the history of capitalism.
Awesome as in bad. Bad as in wrong. Wrong as in disgusting. Disgusting as in reprehensible. Reprehensible for what happened to the people who were charging it, not for the people paying it. Those consumers were fools and deserved to be parted with their money. The gas station owners were fucked over for playing the game everyone said is the best game in the world—capitalism.
Those gas station owners got in legal trouble for price gouging. Price gouging? That term doesn’t even make sense. Like ‘window driving’ or ‘fart falling’ or ‘breast cancer’ or ‘cement haunting‘. Oh you can put any noun and a gerund together, but that doesn’t make it a coherent term. Price gouging is nonsensical, especially with our economic system.
Same thing with scam artists, especially those who prey on the elderly or the less fortunate. Pardon me, but that is exactly what this country is based on. Picking out a target market, and getting them to give you the most money they will at the least cost to you. Welcome to capitalism you commie, pussy-loving faggot.
What’s the difference between getting old ladies to buy magazines they don’t need by enticing them with a sweepstakes they aren’t going to win and selling sugar coated shitballs as breakfast cereal to kids so they can get a crap prize inside the box?
Nothing.
If old people will give scam artists thousands of dollars because they think they will win sweepstakes, then those old ladies don’t deserve that money in the first place. Same with jacking up gas prices $4 overnight. If you, as a dumbfuck are willing to pay for it, then good for gas station owners. That’s how the system is suppose to work. Fools and their money are supposed to be parted.
They teach supply, demand and logic in school, but I guess they just aren’t applicable in the real world.
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