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Shit Eating Morals

Do PETA fucks just learn to live with the clap? Penicillin itself is derived from fungi, which makes it ok for them to ingest. But syphilis is alive. A virus is a living thing too, they can’t in good conscience kill syphilis can they? Even if its killing them, right?

Like fur, meat and leather, using antibiotics is murder.

Wow, being so idealistically better than everyone else sure has to be tough. Lots of moral conundrums.

Oh, here’s another. Suppose the WHO isolates the most heinous intestinal parasite ever down to 12 cases. This worm is fucking nasty. It lodges in your bowels lays massive amounts of eggs, causes explosive bloody diarrhea, engorged ass polyps out the, well, out the ass, massive internal bleeding, paralysis, possible coma. I mean this thing is the holocaust. But we’ve killed it down to just a dozen people, we have them quarantined and we’re giving them medicine and if they are lucky, 2 of them will survive.

If those people die the parasite dies with them, if they live the bug gets killed off. So, its virtually eradicated. Its just a matter of time before we wipe this horrible thing off the face of the earth. Unless…

You’re a nutjob PETAtard. Do you just sit naked in your protesting cage all day throwing blood on shoppers coming out of Macy’s or do you get off your ass, stay true to the cause and find one of those 7 people and eat their shit?

Choose your moral high ground carefully.

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