Deadly Shit

On this very night, 22 years ago, on this same stretch of porcelain, in the dense fog, just like this. It was the worse crap ever shit. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building.

And when they finally pulled the crapper’s body from the twisted, burning toilet it looked like…

THIS!!!

Tell Them Large Marge Sent You

Yes, sir, that was the worst crap ever taken.

No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.

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