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Its about time. All my life I have been waiting for this and finally it has been delivered to me. I can now die in peace.
35 and a half years I have been on this earth and not until now could I watch some fat dude in Spokane plow his ugly wife. Amen.
Humanity has reached its pinnacle. We won. We figured out the purpose of life. Our time here is over, we did what god sent us to accomplish. Everyone fill your cups up with some Kool-Aid and/or cut your genitals off, our ability to effortlessly make and distribute amateur pornography is our ticket on the next comet home to him. We did it, we reached enlightment.
I forget if I was looking for actual porn or if I was searching for something unporn related. But half of all the results I kept getting included amateur porn blogs. Which in turn quickly led me to amateur videos the quality of which would have made a blind man flaccid.
Amateur porn, how pompous is that?
Hey honey, Thursday morning shave your pussy real good because next Saturday night night I am fucking you 13 ways to Albuquerque. And filming it. No, no. There’s no need to Oxyclean your ass. I love you for you; stubbly snatch, stretch marks, pimpled ass and all.
Ok, everyone wants to be a porn star. I get that. Making a tape of you drilling someone is a turn on in theory. In theory. Or maybe its like professional sports where you made the tapes so that you could review it later to see where you need to improve. Whichever the case, you recorded a fuck session.
That’s still a step or two away from making it available for me and the world to watch.
Jesus Christ, That’s some fine fucking honey. We were in the zone. God damn, you took that cock like a champ. And I wasn’t doing to bad either. You know kids today could learn a thing or two from us. That’s gold medal worthy fucking we are doing there. It just goes to show you that you don’t have to be “in-shape”, “well-endowed”, “hygienic”, “disease-free” or any of the other buzzwords floating around today to be a great fuck. You know, I almost feel selfish keeping this video to ourselves. That settles it, I’m posting it to the net. We owe it to the world to get this out. Let’s let others learn from us. It’s the least we can do. For the children.
No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.
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