porkjerky plogThe Null Blog
Oh Sweet Lord Almighty Fuck. I did it, I finally found a blog better than the one post wonders who have had the glorious distinction of winning a Porkjerky.com Intermittently Bestowed Shitty Blog Award.
What could be more shittier than a blog that someone took the time to set up, make only one post and be done with? Take the amount of commitment that fuck put into their worthless blog and divide their lack of effort in half…
…And you get the Enviro MBA Blog barely created by some douchefuck who got bored with it before they even had one post up. That’s right I found a blog so exciting to the owner wasn’t even even inspired to add any posts.
De-fucking-licious. I’m actually unable to complain about how long its been shitty, because without a single post, there’s no way to discern how long its been online.
46 characters. That’s including spaces. There are 46 characters that separate this blog form a completely blank blog. Since there’s no post, those 46 characters that the blogger who runs this blog slaved over are the name of the blog, a header and the location the state and country the user lives in.
Maybe, and this is just pure speculation base on 10 of those characters (‘Enviro MBA’) the blogger decided to help reduce the carbon footprint of their blog by not harming the environment typing. Or maybe they used their MBA to deduce that the most efficient use of their readers time was to not waste it time by positing trite bullshit for them to read.
Whatever the story behind it, congratulations, Enviro MBA Blog, your shitty blog is Porkjerky.com Shitty Blog Award worthy.
No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.
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