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Little Dicks, Big Business

Call me selfish. Definitely a skeptic. Even content with myself, but it seems to me that a little dick would still work fine from this end.

A big dick is nice and all, but I’m not going out of my to get one when the tiny pecker I have serves its purpose to me perfectly. Hypothetically speaking that is. Not to get all biblical on you, but in the good book there’s something very profound that is quite applicable in this situation. I believe it was Jesus Christ who said; ‘What’s in it for me?’

Are 4 more inches in length going to make sex better for me? Are a couple more centimeters in girth going to make my mind blown every time I jerk off alone on another Saturday night?

I don’t think so. Big or little, they all works just the same from this end.

I’ve compared some documentaries starring Ron Jeremy and John Holmes to some with regular, maybe even below average dudes banging their old ladies (how pretentious is that? ‘Hey honey, let’s give back to the world. This Friday we are fucking on camera and posting it to the web because god damn it, that’s what the world is clamoring for.’ God bless the internet.). It doesn’t seem that climax intensity and satisfaction are in any way correlated to the size of the cock that brings you to it. The porn studs seemed just as happy as the dude plowing their wives.

It just boggles my mind that cock snake oil is such a booming business. Email spam, fake blog postings, fake blogs and the fuckers are even junking up television with 30 second ads and 30 minute infomercials for cock pills.

Maybe I’m missing something. Maybe I don’t have the proper perspective. Maybe I have been spoiled by my disgustingly monstrous, almost unusably huge dick. Or maybe, until I walk a mile in their tiny cocks I just won’t understand.

I just don’t know. It seems to me, a little dick would still work fine from this end, but no prick inflation is a billion dollar a year industry.

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