porkjerky plogRandom Acts Of Fuck You
Here’s a tip from me to you, if you don’t want to have to explain to your mini-van full of kids what a ‘stupid fucking piece of shit dumb cunt fat whore’ is, don’t yield your right of way to me.
This fucking happens to me at least twice a week. I will be waiting to make a left turn and some stupid fucking piece of shit dumb cunt fat whore has the right of way and refuses to take it. Guess what supermom? I’m not passing in front of your shitty-driving, distracted ass.
Don’t wave me on. Bitch, I will cut you.
Take your fucking right of way.
Or when I try to walk across a 4 lane road, make it into the center turning lane and have a nursing home escapee stop for me in the nearest lane wanting me to cross in front of him never minding the far lane which still has traffic racing in it.
Guess what gramps, I’m not thanking you for your politeness in trying to get me killed. Actually, I will be telling you that your niceness is endangering lives and describing sexual acts you should perform on yourself and/or the old hag sitting in the passenger seat.
Misplaced, unsolicited, unneccesary courtesy pisses me off.
There is nothing I appreciate less than having to be appreciative. Unless I specifically ask you to do something as a favor for me, whatever unsolicited nicety you do for me is not a favor. And more often than not, I resent feeling like I have to feign appreciation for it.
No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.
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