porkjerky plogMasters Of Shitty Blog Administration
You got assholes in with my douchebags.
No, you got douchebags in with my assholes.
Its bad and then worse, all at the same time. Like puking all over yourself. Like nails on a chalkboard while you are chewing on tinfoil. Like the doctor accidentally crushing your nuts during your rectal exam. Like dating a fat girl who’s an obnoxious cunt. Like being forced to watch WNBA when its nice outside. Like having someone cut off your cock and putting your eye out with it. Like wrecking your new car into your house.
Like a turd cake with shit frosting.
Bad and then worse, all at the same time.
Upon loading it in my browser, I immediately bestowed upon The League Of MBA Bloggers a Porkjerky.com Irregularly Given Shitty Blog Award. Agonizing story short: It’s a blog that links to blogs of MBA’s, each of which are independently worthy of their own shitty blog award.
Not in my worst wet nightmare did I imagine something like this exists. I just wanted to find some shitty MBA piece of fuck with a shitty blog. That’s all I wanted. Point my finger at what a MBA douchebag the MBA douchebag was, say how shitty that shitty blog was, wish death upon both of them and call it a post.
Is that too much for a boy to want?
I found a couple blogspot blogs from worthless MBA wannabes. Posts that were run through a thesaurus program to replace every word with one that had 3 more syllables in it. Stock photography pictures of buildings, blue skies, clocks telescopes and ethnically diverse people in suits working together all over the place. Postive-thinker pablum dripping from every sentence.
Oh jesus, I felt so dirty. But I just kept searching and somehow found The League Of MBA Bloggers which acted (note the tense) as a directory for all that insipid triteness. And not even a useful directory, just a random listing of links to blogs. No descriptions, just the school they went to, the name of the blog and the year.
Worst yet, it hasn’t been updated in like 2 years. Which means its an abandoned blog of abandoned blogs. Half the links lead to dead blogs, blogs that haven’t been updated in a year and a half themselves.
Again, The League Of MBA Bloggers please accept this Porkjerky.com Shitty Blog Award as my way of saying ‘Congratulations and fucking kill yourselves. The lot of you.‘.
No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.
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