The Immaculate Defecation

The Immaculate Defecation

What would you do if you pooped a turd divine?

A religious looking crap, Is that a sign?

  To me it would be scary

  To shit the Virgin Mary

Of course, in a heartbeat, I’d sell it online.

No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.

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