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Who would have thought a blog that straight ripped off the bible for its posts would negotiate in bad faith? Well, me really. It was what I was hoping for.
Well, that’s not true, I was hoping they would actually sell out a piece of their blog to me and let me post an ad, just like they offered to do. Unfortunately, you can never trust anyone selling god, government or happiness. Caveat emptor.
About a month ago I bestowed a Porkjerky.com Infrequently Given Shitty Blog Award to Just Give Me The Truth Blog. It was, and still is, creating posts from bible passages–and that’s it. No discussion about them, no examples of how they apply in life today, nothing but bible passages copied and pasted straight from the bible into their blog. Don’t know exactly the point, but I was intrigued when I saw an ad in the top right corner soliciting advertisers for their shitty blog. So I bit.
I sent an email saying I thought it was delicious that they were literally trying to profit from the bible and I wanted to see how morally corrupt they could sink for a dollar. They sent me back an email within 2 hours that said they were all ears. When I hadn’t replied in 4 hours they sent another. They were chomping at the bit for me to make them an offer. So I did.
I offered them $30 for 30 days to run one of the below possible ads that they could choose from:
Porkjerky.com, Funnier Than 3 Dead Jesuses
Porkjerky.com, Better Than Alter Boy Gang Rape
Coat Hanger Abortions: They’re Not Just For Teens Any More
Anal Sex, Its What Jesus Would Have Done To Remain Abstinent
How Much Have You Crapped In Your Life? And Is It More Than Jesus did In His?
I told them I could create the ad and give them a deposit within 48 hours of accepting an offer. After 96 hours and no response, I sent them another asking them when we can start my ad campaign. For the last month they have been giving me the run around. Never saying no, never saying yes and very infrequently responding to my messages.
However, the message about placing a banner ad is still up there. So if you want to be my middle man, contact them at kingdom-expansion@cox.netand see if you can buy space on their site and then sublet it to me (jason@porkjerky.com). There could be a shiny new $5 bill in it for you.
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