Rhyming Household Tip

Helpful Household Tips

If a cat keeps filling your yard with poo,

Here’s a trick Martha Stewart won’t teach you;

  He can keep on licking,

  But closed tight, its sticking

Cats’ assholes are no match for super glue

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