porkjerky plogIt Was A Gift
As I laid in bed with a finger in my ass jerking off to Roni Deutch commericials that are infrequently seperated by actual day time T.V. shows, I saw someone I knew. Kind of.
Today, the second case on Judge Judy was the mother of one of the roadside crosses I found suing her ex-best friend. It was awesome. Awesome in the sense that Chris Cooper’s death got that much more shitty for his family. Here’s a link to his roadside cross and the actual story of his demise, which was really horrible. And not the awesome horrible I enjoy. His death truly was shitty (and that’s coming from me, a calloused prick).
Long story not even given, his mother got about 8 grand from an insurance policy when he died. She was going to set up a scholarship to honor her dead son, but her best friend got a whiff of the money and asked to borrow most of it for god knows what. Grieving mother said sure as long as you say you will pay me back in time to set up the scholarship come graduation time. No problem her best friend said.
Well, I guess what she meant was it was no problem to say all that. Actually doing it was quite a problem. 10 months later and not a penny has been paid back. So deadbeat cunt gets on Judge Judy and gives the classic ‘Its was a gift‘ defense. Except the explanation of how it became a gift went like this: ‘Yes, she loaned me the money and I said I would pay it back, but then she asked for the money and expected me to pay it back. Then she kept asking for the money, so at that point I decided I didn’t have to pay her back because it was a gift.’
Where’s a reckless drunk driver fleeing from the police when you actually need one?
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