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Twitter has a blog. Thats like finding out the skanky girl in high school who you hated because she was such a bitch turned out to be an anal porn star who flaunts and lords her misachieved popularity over people who are disgusted by it.

Sign Of The Apocalypse: Twitter Has A Blog

Technically its not changed anything, you just feel a little more disgusted although you thought you couldn’t. Then it sinks in and it just makes sense.

Why wouldn’t that skanky full of herself bitch take it in the ass for a living and be proud that she did? Why wouldn’t a shitty site that encourages losers to communicate the inanities of their lives to the world have a blog? They both actually make a lot of sense and when you finally accept them, you realize it couldn’t be any other way.

Honestly, what do you say, other than ‘Congratulations’?

Just as if I had run into that pompous butt-whore at my 10 year high school reunion, I have nothing to say to or about the Twitter Blog, other than good job. Just the idea of such a blog makes you worthy of an award.

Twitter has a blog. Amazing. Its like a poop covered turd with a nougat center made out of shit and sprinkled with crap. Its so shitty through and through, I don’t know where to start or how to end. So, allow me to take the high road and say, Congratulations, the mere concept of Twitter having a blog is worthy of the Porkjerky.com Whenever I Feel Like It Shitty Blog Award.

No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.

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