My Friend

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6-2-09
It Wasn't Me, It Was My Friend

I, umm had this friend, yeah that’s it,

I-He’d been drinking quite a bit.

  A long, gross story short

  Take my-his word for it,

When he-I say ‘This tastes like shit’.

Random Pablum,

No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.

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No, no, no. I didn't say that. I didn't call you a liar. Please, I'm not questioning your integrity. I don't think you have a hidden agenda nor malicious intent nor ulterior motive causing you to be deceitful. It's just that you're so fucking stupid you don't have a clue what the fuck you are talking about. I'm definitely not calling you a liar.
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