porkjerky plogArchive for April, 2009
Anusplasty
Oh hot fudge covered shit sundae, I love the healthcare system in America. Oh sure, people complain about the unimportant, minor aspects of our system—it costs too much, it’s too beaureacratic, it’s hard to find a good doctor, they don’t spend enough time with the patients, blah blah blah. What a bunch of grade A, […]
Revenge, Best Served Steaming
I went to the zoo to see the ape pit Chimp, I don’t like what your tossing one bit I crapped in my hand Took aim, wound up and In his mouth. Damn dirty Ape ate my shit.
Self-Fulfilling Shitty Blog Post, Deux
Sorry its been so long since I last posted, but like I said, I just don’t shit on Saturdays. Maybe I was raised wrong, maybe I’m just not living up to my full shitting potential, maybe gorging on Velveeta smothered porterhouses every Friday isn’t such a great gastronomical decision. Who knows. What I do know, […]
Get Off Your Ass, Science
Horrible horrible news everyone. When science pulls bullshit like this, its no wonder people turn to the bible for knowledge. It’s 2009, we have mapped every strain of a human’s DNA, they can clone any fucking animal you want and Maury can swab the cheeks of 15 guys who gangbanged a tramp and determine which […]
Rapetacular Blog Award
Its time, because I fucking feel like it, for another When I Fucking Feel Like It Shitty Blog Award. Todays shitty blog, The False Rape Society, is shitty in a new, bad way. Bad as in not funny. Most past winners covered topics that were shitty (Texas AIDS, Depressed Single Mother, fat kids) in a […]
Crapology 101: Thermodynamic Equilibrium
Science fair time is coming soon kids. Let today’s crap be your inspiration and I am sure you will bring home the blue ribbon or gold medal or star trek uniform or whatever worthless crap they are giving to kids who have no friends and suck at sports these days. What’s the melting point of […]
