Just My Luck

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4-21-09
Now That's Lucky

I thought that was just another of my grandfather’s boring WWII sayings. Like, ‘as the crow flies’ or ‘pert-near’ or ‘and if a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass when it hops’ or ‘built like a brick shit house’ or ‘tell anyone what I made you do and I will fucking kill you. Do you hear me? Fucking kill you.’ Or ‘con sarn it’ or ‘judas priest’.

But this one wasn’t a 1930’s figure of speech. He wasn’t just whistling Dixie, it was actually true, when he said I’m so lucky I must have a horseshoe up my ass.

Metafeces,

No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.

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It saddens me that the most appropriate response to people like you in a situation like this has become an overused, hackneyed throw-away phrase. Although we have all heard it at least 4 times today just in passing, please allow me to say it one more time with heartfelt earnest and every fiber of my being behind it: Fuck you.
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