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Encylocpedic Shit

What kind of hubris does it take to be the guy who writes the Wikipedia article on ‘shit’? Or god forbid someone who came along later, read it, found errors or omissions that were so glaring in it that it inspired them to edit it? Or worse still, the unwitty fuck who thought they could add something funny to that entry?

There are 36 paragraphs of material on Wikipedia for the ‘shit’ entry. Of course I must caveat that by saying, ‘that is true as of 4/17/2009’. As we all know Wikipedia is a living, breathing, ever expanding greatest thing to ever happen to the internet.

Yes, I know and I stand by that statement. I am not forgetting the hamster dance, the picture of the lady who sucked off that horse, bonsai kitty nor the video of the baby who pissed in his own mouth—I stand by my statement. Wikipedia is the greatest thing to happen to the internet.

Cataloging human knowledge is awesome and just like a scorned Pakistani husband, I carry a vial of acid to throw in the face of all those fucks who say Wikipedia isn’t a good source to turn to when you need to find something out. It truly is awesome and has replaced Google as the place to go to find something out.

But, just like having a cock big enough that you can suck it yourself; there are some downsides that you don’t initially realize. The thing about Wikipedia is that its very blog-like. I, you, and all the figurative and literal retards in the world can all edit it.

Check out the history tab at the top of the ‘shit’ article. There have been over 500 edits/additions to that article in the last 5 years. I know, I know. Science has made great strides in our understanding of shit in the last half-decade, but worthy of 500 edits?

No, its caused by anal pedants and unwitty idiots. Correcting grammar, fixing spelling, inserting ‘Trevor Sucks Cock’ at the end of every sentences and changing all section titles to ‘Red Sox Rules’.

No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.