For My Own Good

An abusive turd was in my patootie
A bad relationship, me and that doodie
It scratched, scraped and clawed
I grimaced and bawled
It said it only did that cause it loved me.
No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.
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