Ode To Mr. Walton

Ballad Of Wal-Mart

I once thought I had to only fart

That was a big mistake on my part

    Oh that isn’t gas

    Spurting from my ass

Clean up on Aisle 4 of Wal-mart

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Thinking objectively only hurts the children and makes america vulnerable to the terrorists.