Romantic Verse Gone Wrong

Here's Poop In Your Eye

A girl once had her mouth on my junk

Something starts to shoot, but it ain’t spunk

    Before I could say,

    ‘Get out of the way!’

She got facialed, the bad kind of gunk

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