porkjerky plogCongratulations, Its A Baby Turd
Now, I don’t want to get all Dead Poets Society on you, but isn’t a change of perspective awesome? Take just a second, stand back a little and look at the picture as a whole. Try not to see the shit or the toilet paper or pissy water or the porcelain. Just see the shapes.
Like most creative exercises, there is no right or wrong answer. However, the correct answer is it’s the world’s worst fucking egg. If you missed it you’re an idiot.
Pretty god damn awesome. It’s a cross section of the baby turd I just laid. The toilet rim is the outer oval shell. The inset bowl portion is the egg-white. The water is the yolk and the big steaming turd, well, that’s just a turd, Freud.
Now who wants to crack it against the bathtub, scramble it with a toilet brush and make me a Memphis Omelet?
No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.
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