porkjerky plogThe Second Derivative Of Shitty Blogging
Fuck whore piss cunt turd ass booger shit.
What a fucking wasteland. The web was supposed to give rise to all our great potential as individuals. It was to give everyone a voice, to connect great minds and to let us collaborate upon our great ideas.
Turns out though, that its a shouting game where everyone tries to drown out everyone else, and when you finally do focus in on one voice you find out the motherfucker is speaking gibberish, just spouting nonsense about nothing.
Al Gore is surely rolling over in his grave. And Tipper’s going to code.
Over 2 months I have been writing in this shitty thing. Simultaneously trying to mock and demonstrate how shitty blogs are. I started because I found it holocaust-level horrible that people were regularly writing shitty things just to be writing shitty things regularly. They didn’t really have anything to say, any great ideas, they just wanted to say something.
Look at me I am talking.
That’s why I chose my shit. I figured everyday I would have a new post. And it was pretty god damn close to what people were junking up the net with everyday. How wrongly right I was.
Try as I might to explicitly and implicitly mock and demonstrate how shitty blogs are, the world’s not getting the message. In the lifespan of this plog, from January 1st of this year until now, there have been almost 88,000 blog postings indexed by Google in which the word poop, excrement or feces appeared.
That’s over 1350 postings a day.
56 an hour.
Every one minute and four seconds in 2009 a new blog posting has hit the internet that mentions poop, excrement or feces.
Now, I know I am part of the problem, in fact I actively choose to be and relish in the fact that I am. I’m just saying at least I’m in on the joke. Everyone else is oblivious, they genuinely are writing shitty posts (no pun, just sadness intended).
88,000 posts in 2009 referencing poop. This is how humanity is spending its time and abilities. Again, I am not one of these people saying that those efforts could be better spent solving a societal ill. Fuck that. I’m not even disillusioned into thinking I will ever change the world. I just genuinely enjoy reveling in the fact that so much of our resources are put into writing about shit.
I have won and lost at the same time.
No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.
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