porkjerky plogArchive for February, 2009
Grandpa, You’re Full Of Shit
I realized something today as I was sitting on the shitter, playing GameBoy and watching cable on my flat screen T.V.—the world’s come a long way. Kids today don’t know how good they have it. You see, I come from a different generation than today’s youths. We had it tougher than the teenyboppers now. Things […]
My Word Is Gold, Your’s Is Shit
Why I never. 2 days ago I upheld my end of a link exchange bargain by linking to allsitedirectory.com. I wrote a nice post explaining why everyone associated with their organization and in fact, their industry, (sic) should do the world a favor to the world and commit mass suicide or at least mutilate their […]
So Shitty, Its Awesome
Today, I am taking a break from writing about things that I hate because they are so shitty and I am instead writing about something I love because it’s so shitty. First, a metaphor, possibly a simile (I forget the difference–and don’t give a shit). I once worked with a gay guy who constantly sang […]
Yeah, I’ll Trade Links With Your Shitty Site
I’ve owned and had some semblance of a shitty site up at porkjerky.com for over 13 years now. Every week I get some offer to exchange links with the biggest and bestest site in the world, a real up and coming site that’s going to take over the net. And every time it’s a new […]
