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#2 (as in ‘shit’) Winning Blog #2 (as in ‘second’)

It with great pride and regret I announce the second receipent of my ‘Whenever The Fuck I Feel Like It Shitty Blog Award’. Once you read the title you will know that it is, without a doubt, deserving of this award. However, I will still drone on afterward belaboring my case.

And the winner is:   Depressed Single Mother Blog.

This one is shitty on so many levels—good and bad. First and foremost, the title is out of this world. Honestly, you add the word ‘Depressed’ in front of any blog title and it just made it 1347.2% more awesomer. As much as I hate blogs, I will immediately click on any link that goes to a depressed blog. Its like seeing a bus full of nuns crash into a van of special olympians—its physically impossible not to look, chuckle and feel better about yourself.

Really, if god didn’t want us to revel in the suffering of others then why’d he make other people’s pain so enjoyable?

When you finally get to the blog, fully anticipating being dissappointed, it doesn’t disappoint. The post at the top (which has been at the top for 3 years) is some ramblings about a lesbian group she wants to, but can’t attend. And then something about ‘The Boy’ and her uncontrollable shaking.

Confused? Well spending 3 more minutes reading the blog sure the shit ain’t gonna help straighten anything out. Who’d a thought a self proclaimed depress person would write in such a rambling incoherent style? Go figure.

Lastly, the most recent post is from 3 years ago. Did she go to the lesbian group? What about the boy? Did she stop shaking? Did she find the ultimate cure for depression? Did cupid shoot here once more and make her a depressed remarried mom?

No fucking clue. Of course if you pay close attention you will see the url to where she moved her blog. No, not a link, a url. You have to copy and paste that text into your browser to go there. Hyper linking technology is decades old, but with this blog you still have to manually type urls to follow where she went. And when you do, you will find that the new blog has been deleted.

That’s yet another great thing about how blogging is crapping up cyberspace. Write a blog for a month or two, realize no one gives a fourth of a squirt of piss about your miserable life, then abandon the whole thing, but leave it up so it clutters up the internet that much more for everyone else. God bless the age of enlightenment we have entered.

And kudos to you and your Depressed Single Mother Blog, you made my day and junked up the internet like thousands of others. For that, you’re the second recipient of my Shitty Blog Award that I irregularly give out.

No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.