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Shitless Rats, With Cute Tails

I just thought of another exotic animal like the Inebriated North American Vagrant that possible may not shit—the squirrel.

Medical Fact:

Medical Fact:

Medical Fact:

So maybe homeless and squirrels share the same DNA that causes them to not shit. Now, since neither of them offer anything of value to humanity other than that possibility, I say we round up a bunch of squirrels and homeless, dissect them to find out what makes them not shit, maybe run a few tests that up until now only Nazis had the balls to perform and see if we can use that knowledge so we don’t have to crap either.

Either that or drown a bunch of them both in a bucket for sport. I’m not a lawyer, but I am pretty sure recreational killing of homeless and/or squirrels is at most a misdemeanor, punishable with a small fine in most jurisdictions.

If not, it should be.

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