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Yeah, I’ll Trade Links With Your Shitty Site

I’ve owned and had some semblance of a shitty site up at porkjerky.com for over 13 years now. Every week I get some offer to exchange links with the biggest and bestest site in the world, a real up and coming site that’s going to take over the net. And every time it’s a new shitty site like a thousand other shitty sites that already exist—some sort of link aggregator–essentially a site that doesn’t do anything but provide links to other sites.

How many fucking directories does the web need? How many site catalogs? How many fucking indexes? How many blogs that only list links? How many fucking sites exist whose only purpose is to direct users to other sites? The web has turned into a pyramid scheme–no one actually producing anything of value, just leeching off others.

That’s your bright idea? That’s you’re whole purpose for existing? You honestly think you are adding something and being a productive member of our species by setting up another site that is essentially an online middleman?

Suck my anus Jessica Brooks, Account Manager of allsitesdirectory.com.

I received her request sometime in January to trade links to get listed on that shitty site. If you go there (which I highly recommend you don’t), you will see some marketing rhetoric bullshit that says:

We work to develop a collection of top rated sites for the catagories most searched for online.

Wow, what a fucking service they are providing humanity. Up until now, there was no way to get a list of top rated sites for the categories most searched for online. Oh wait, there was…

By fucking searching for them.

So it is with great remorse that I will be submitting this page’s information and telling Jessica that I am accepting her shitty offer to swap links with their shitty fucking worthless site (that should help their rankings for those important keywords).

Feel free to email her and tell her to suck on your anus as well. Remember, if we all work together with a single purpose to make the web a little better, well, we won’t make a difference, but if you follow my lead, it’ll be fun.

No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.