porkjerky plogKiss My F-ing A, S-Eater
Jesus H. Cocksucking Fuck Christ Almighty Cunt Piss Whore. Why are people allowed to post uncensored comments on the internet. And by ‘uncensored’ I mean, checked for retardation. I am all for cursing, in fact I get offended when people pull this ‘I am cursing without using curse words’ bullshit.
When you use ‘effing’, ‘s’, ‘gd it’, ‘mf’ or any other cute abbreviation you heard for dirty words on the radio you’re not only a shit eating pussy, you’re a shit eating idiot. You actually undermine the entire purpose for cursing and your attempt to avoid it all at the same time. So either leave it out altogether and no one will know you’re an idiot pussy, or use the correct profanity.
Why do people think its ok to use neutered curse words in place of actual ones? Cursing is used for dramatic effect or to convey emotion. The words mean very little, it’s the idea they express that does. Got that dickshaft?
Communication, even vulgarity, is about conveying an idea. So remember that next time you decide to knock the balls off one of your profanities. Ask yourself what you are conveying by doing it, not what you want to convey, but what are you actually conveying. Are you trying to prove you’re a bad ass, but don’t want to get in trouble in case your mommy’s around? Or are you attempting to avoiding it so you won’t have to admit it to the priest during confession Sunday?
The same delusional rationalization that’s made assfucking so popular among teens is the same kind of intellectual compromise behind thinking its ok to curse as long as you don’t say the actual words.
If penis never meets vagina then we’re all still virgins
If I use ‘eff that’ then I didn’t curse
Words represent ideas and a dick going in another person represents a sex act. Oh, you may think you’re not breaking the letter of the laws that you have set up in your mind, but your breaking the intent of them. If fucking is wrong, then sexual gratification with another, no matter the specifics, is still fucking, still wrong. If cursing is wrong, then even using the word ‘banana’ to replace any curse words is still cursing, still wrong.
Fucking idiots.
What do you think you are accomplishing? The only reason to use gay swear words is to be ironically funny when talking about effing rtards who eat s while fingering their bananaholes because they are afraid to curse.
And then its still not that hilarious.
Stupid mofos.
No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.
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