porkjerky plogArchimedes Is The Shit
At first glance you might look at today’s crap and think its just two small dooks. But oh how wrong you would be. This crap is something to blow even Mr. Wizard’s mind.
The one at the top left is pretty tiny, the one in the center however, is actually resting on the bottom of the shitter. Its floating inverted—like a buoy.
Or perhaps like a poopberg—you only see 10% of it because the other 90% is underwater. Its a half-sinker half-floater, standing straight up and down in my toilet. I really need to get a waterproof in-commode camera. They have those at Wal-Mart, right? That would up the grossness factor on this plog by 7 decomposing hookers.
So, obviously the bottom portion is heavier than water and sank. However, it isn’t so heavy as to act as an anchor on the rest of the turd. The top part is so buoyant it keeps the bottom portion afloat, dancing on the bottom of the toilet.
Not only does it smell like roses, but when I shit it comes in multiple densities.
No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.
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