porkjerky plogShitstorm Of A Sale
Why do I even google information about blogs? It’s like asking someone to kick me in the balls daily.
In researching how to sell out a blog, I came across an idea that’s equivalent to how homeless people make money washing windshields–first do it, then harrass, pester, beg, and whine like a twat until you get paid.
So, naturally, here’s mine:
Dear Yum Brands,
I recently started a blog chronicling all my bowel movements in 2009 and would like to form a partnership of sorts with Pizza Hut. I would appreciate an opportunity to discuss a sort of co-marketing agreement. We could hash out exactly would you like to have as well as what are you willing to offer.
As an act of good faith I have already detailed your P’zone in one of my posts and provided a link back to the Pizza Hut site. That post can be found at:
http://www.porkjerky.com/plog/2009/01/22/ode-to-my-ass/
Thank you and god bless.
The super shitty thing is that thousands of emails similar to that one have been honestly sent by opportunistic pieces of shit bloggers thinking they are going to garner legitimate advertisers.
No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.
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