porkjerky plogThings Blogs Suck For $200 Please
Son of a retarded rapist, blogs suck my unwiped ass. I spent most of today trying to whore out my plog: submitting it to blog indexes, setting up links that notify certain services when I make a new post, sending out spam and a whole bunch of other boring shit so that I can successfully sellout what pride I thought I had.
It’s as disgusting as a four day old, unflushed turd and makes my rectum hurt just thinking about how much time has been wasted on blogs. And not just writing them. And not just my time—which is considerable more important than any nerd working on the next kick-ass blogging platform that’s not gonna get him laid. Or even paid.
I mean really—the world needs 500 blog aggregators? Or 1200 blog indexes? Or 75 blogging communities? Or 40 different blog writing software programs?
Don’t stop there. You still have dipshits creating themes and layouts for blogs, idiotard developers writing plug-ins so you retards can make your blog even gayer and ad networks, lots and lots of fucking ad networks. Everyone is going to be rich simply writing a post every day or so and having people even more stupid than they click on those links and ads.
So, long story short: Fuck you.
No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.
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