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The God's Honest Scientific Truth1:
Nose Picking Literally Kills...
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But not you, it kills children. And not just any children, but cute white ones. And when cute white children die because you nose pick they don't get to go to heaven. Oh no. Nose picking not only harms you as will be explained below, but it condems, cute, innocent, white children who never did anything wrong, had their whole lives in front of them and who would have surely grown up to be war hero saints who find the cure for cancer and end world hunger; to an eternity in hell. Hope you're happy.
While this site is here for the children, it isn't here to point fingers and place blame on you for sending babies to hell because of your filthy, immoral need for booger farming. No, this page isn't here to judge you and all those other soulless, turd munching, heretic fuck-for-brains who love picking your nose, but its here to lovingly embrace you and guide you into walking the correct path in life, no matter how fucking retarded you are. This page isn't about name calling, it is about educating people about the stone-cold, time-tested facts about nose picking. Hopefully, once you have read the undeniable, scientifically proven1 consequences of nose picking you will choose to stop being such a callous, child-endangering, godless prick.
Hopefully, for the children. And so the terrorists don't win.
I would like to say the below sideshow is a dramatization of what could or might happen if someone engages in picking your nose but it isn't. It is an actual recreation of events that will immediately happen to you everytime you nose pick.
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Nose Picking: The Graphically Honest Truth1
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Prepare to have your mind blown with the scientifically proven effects of nose picking. |
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Maybe you still aren't convinced and still think that "booger farming" is cool. Well let me tell you something about being cool you little misguided Fonzi, nose picking is definitely not cool. In fact, its totally uncool. Let's suppose that you are selfish and don't want to stop booger farming no matter how many babies you are personally responsible to sending to Lucifer. Well, there are also consequences for you that will absolutely occur.
Time and again, when people nose pick, they always end up going blind1, being set on fire1, and spending the rest of their life in prison being ass raped by a big black man1 who is bigger and blacker than that guy in The Green Mile2. And all of that will absolutely, positively, without a doubt, certainly happen to you and there is nothing short of not picking your nose that will prevent it. Guaranteed.
Everytime you nose pick it's as if you are poking your own eyes out, setting yourself on fire and lubing your own ass up for some aggravated, african sodomy. Is that the kind of life you want to lead? Is that how your parents raised you? Is that the example you want to set for the children?
Still not convinced? What if you were shown the irrefutable facts about nose picking that have been proven thousands of times over in clinical studies by the world's leading scientists1? Well, let's see how "cool" and "bodacious" and "groovy" you think "booger farming" is after you try these scientifically proven truths1 on for size:
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Nose Picking: Medically Proven Facts1
- Nose picking causes brain cancer, severe anal hemorrhaging, ebola, body odor, early onset of menopause (even in men) and a slight runny nose.
- From recently unearthed scrolls, religious scholars found lost books of the bible that specifically detail how people who nose pick make the baby jesus gassy.
- Nose picking is the primary source of funding for terrorism and pedophilia.
- When made to nose pick, laboratory animals have instead slit their own wrists and hung themselves from their exercise wheels. While really cute and not necessarily applicable to humans, the results are chilling.
- Picking your nose will shrivel and warp your genitals, leaving them functionless and really, really gross looking.
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So, for the children's sake, remember that everytime you nose pick; babies die, the terrorists win, the american way of life is endangered and you are literally begging to be set on fire, blinded, imprisoned and ass raped by a huge black man. Now that you know all the indisputable facts1 I trust you will make the correct decision in life. For the children.
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