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The God's Honest Scientific Truth1:
Quitting School Literally Kills...
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But not you, it kills children. And not just any children, but cute white ones. And when cute white children die because you drop out they don't get to go to heaven. Oh no. Quitting school not only harms you as will be explained below, but it condems, cute, innocent, white children who never did anything wrong, had their whole lives in front of them and who would have surely grown up to be war hero saints who find the cure for cancer and end world hunger; to an eternity in hell. Hope you're happy.
While this site is here for the children, it isn't here to point fingers and place blame on you for sending babies to hell because of your filthy, immoral need for being a dropout. No, this page isn't here to judge you and all those other soulless, turd munching, heretic fuck-for-brains who love being a dropout, but its here to lovingly embrace you and guide you into walking the correct path in life, no matter how fucking retarded you are. This page isn't about name calling, it is about educating people about the stone-cold, time-tested facts about quitting school. Hopefully, once you have read the undeniable, scientifically proven1 consequences of quitting school you will choose to stop being such a callous, child-endangering, godless prick.
Hopefully, for the children. And so the terrorists don't win.
I would like to say the below sideshow is a dramatization of what could or might happen if someone engages in being a dropout but it isn't. It is an actual recreation of events that will immediately happen to you everytime you drop out.
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Quitting School: The Graphically Honest Truth1
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Prepare to have your mind blown with the scientifically proven effects of quitting school. |
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Maybe you still aren't convinced and still think that "being a dropout" is cool. Well let me tell you something about being cool you little misguided Fonzi, quitting school is definitely not cool. In fact, its totally uncool. Let's suppose that you are selfish and don't want to stop being a dropout no matter how many babies you are personally responsible to sending to Lucifer. Well, there are also consequences for you that will absolutely occur.
Time and again, when people drop out, they always end up going blind1, being set on fire1, and spending the rest of their life in prison being ass raped by a big black man1 who is bigger and blacker than that guy in The Green Mile2. And all of that will absolutely, positively, without a doubt, certainly happen to you and there is nothing short of not being a dropout that will prevent it. Guaranteed.
Everytime you drop out it's as if you are poking your own eyes out, setting yourself on fire and lubing your own ass up for some aggravated, african sodomy. Is that the kind of life you want to lead? Is that how your parents raised you? Is that the example you want to set for the children?
Still not convinced? What if you were shown the irrefutable facts about quitting school that have been proven thousands of times over in clinical studies by the world's leading scientists1? Well, let's see how "cool" and "bodacious" and "groovy" you think "being a dropout" is after you try these scientifically proven truths1 on for size:
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Quitting School: Medically Proven Facts1
- Being a dropout while pregnant will cause your baby to come out retarded, sideways, as a pile of goo, or not at all.
- Numerous Congressional hearings on 9/11, Katrina, JFK's Assassination and Watergate all singled out quitting school as the main, overriding cause of each.
- When made to drop out, laboratory animals have instead slit their own wrists and hung themselves from their exercise wheels. While really cute and not necessarily applicable to humans, the results are chilling.
- From recently unearthed scrolls, religious scholars found lost books of the bible that specifically detail how people who drop out make the baby jesus gassy.
- Being a dropout will shrivel and warp your genitals, leaving them functionless and really, really gross looking.
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So, for the children's sake, remember that everytime you drop out; babies die, the terrorists win, the american way of life is endangered and you are literally begging to be set on fire, blinded, imprisoned and ass raped by a huge black man. Now that you know all the indisputable facts1 I trust you will make the correct decision in life. For the children.
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