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You Can't Spell 'Pretentious' Without 'U' And 'I'.  I Can, But I'm Just Better Than You.

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Transgender Athletes
I've never had an argument with another adult about the best comic book character. So, obviously; I'm not the best authority for giving an opinion on today's important social issues.
Pushing The Boundaries of Nothing Anyone Gives A Shit About
My Most Important Thought Is That My Thoughts Are Important
Despite that; I think I have the most informed, fair-minded, pragmatic and, honestly; only intelligent opinion on people who were assigned male at birth competing in high-level female athletics:
Who gives a good god damn fucking god damn fucking fuck? I give negative 7 shits about the best men's competitors in track and swimming. Why would I care about restrictions on what lesser athletes are permitted to participate in inferior sub-classes of those worthless competitions?
You Can't Spell 'Pretentious' Without 'U' And 'I'.  I Can, But I'm Just Better Than You.
What I Lack In Intelligence I Make Up For In Loquaciousness
I'll suck your inverted cock turned cunt if you can name 2 born-with-a-vagina WNBA players.
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