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Here's Some Fucking Prose

Perfect Life Analogy
Sometimes in life you're the strap-oner,
Don't Let My Lack Of Thoughts Stop You From Paying Attention To Me
Pushing The Boundaries of Nothing Anyone Gives A Shit About
Sometimes you're the strap-onee.
Not to get too philosophical, but mostly in life...
Believe Me When I Say You Should Believe Me When I Say Things
All The Self-Indulgence Of Poetry Without Me Having To Rhyme
You're just the metaphorical guy forced to watch two dumbfucks sodomize each other with molded plastic.
More Pithy Verse, Sardonic Arphorisms...
 

And Other Fancy Sounding Fucking Shit

Don't flatter yourself. If I don't pay for dinner its not date rape.