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Gender Studies
Mathematical proof of men's stupidity:
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I'm Gonna Get The Chinese Symbol For Non-Conformist Tattooed On My Lower Back
For some reason, women hated that their underwear was visible via panty lines. So, they started wearing thongs to hide it.
For some reason, women hated that their underwear was hidden via thongs. So, they started wearing low-riding jeans to show it.
Don't Let My Lack Of Thoughts Stop You From Paying Attention To Me
My Most Important Thought Is That My Thoughts Are Important
For some reason, men think they can appeal to logic and rationality when having discussions with women.
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Oh, you starry-eyed, naive piece of hippie shit. Rights aren't guaranteed or protected or unalienable and they certainly can't be defended for future use or for someone else. Rights are asserted.
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