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Exploring The Human Condition Through A Bunch Of Random Ideas I Threw Thru A Thesaurus

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I enjoy long walks on the beach...
Exploring The Human Condition Through A Bunch Of Random Ideas I Threw Thru A Thesaurus
I Don't Think Anything Is More Important Than Me Thinking
...Romantic picnics in the park...
...Quiet nights by a fire...
Allow Me, The Center Of It, To Guide You Thru An Intellectual Exploration Of This World
What I Lack In Pretentiousness I Make Up For With My Pompous Unfounded Ego
...And holding the jews accountable for 9/11.
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I swear to god I would have never had done that if I didn't think she was at least 12.