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Here's Some Fucking Prose

Parenting
Black eyes, cigarette burns.
What I Lack In Intelligence I Make Up For In Loquaciousness
What I Lack In Intelligence I Make Up For In Loquaciousness
Broken bones and even being born addicted to crack.
None of those come close to signaling that you're a horrible parent...
I'm Gonna Get The Chinese Symbol For Non-Conformist Tattooed On My Lower Back
Pushing The Boundaries of Nothing Anyone Gives A Shit About
...Like having a fat kid.
More Pithy Verse, Sardonic Arphorisms...
 

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If god didn't want us to laugh at the suffering of others, then why'd he make other people's pain so enjoyable?