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Dear Delilah,

My name is Olsen Scajurs I am in Ms. Scransos second grade at Matthews Elementary and i do not want my daddy to leave mommy.

Every night they fight. It seems like. Daddy always yelling at mommy, mommy always crying in the bathroom--she gets so upset and sad she makes vomit even when he is not there yelling.

Ms. Scranso says that they are not fighting because of me, and that they both love me, but sometimes mommys and daddys argue to fix problems. But I after hearing them fight last night I know its my fault.

I love both them, and I know they love me, but I wish they would love each other too. I just wish that mommy could lose that weight so daddy could love her. She says that since having me she can not get her body back on track and that shes trying, but shes keeps getting bigger.

Daddy says that if something does not happen fast he is moving back to Washington to his old wife and kids and taking me. I never been to Washington and i do not like it because its rainy and do not want to leave mommy, no matter how big she is.

But I love daddy too.

Sometimes I get really sad and mad and kick Tabby in the stomach and call her ugly fatcat even though I know i should not because if I was not born mommy would still be skinny and daddy would love her and i feel better even but she meows real loud and cries when i do it.

Delilah? How can I help mommy lose all her fat so daddy will stay?

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There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.