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Want to say "shove this shitsucking job up your fat, pimpled ass then fuck off and violently die you cocksucking cunt motherfucker"?. But a little more eloquently? Well, enter your information above, select a reason for quitting, click the button and remember to seethe. Seeth damn it. Seethe.

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