Sludgey Fudge Factory

As this shitty blog draws to a close I swear to Mohammed I am not trying to short change you. There is a turd in that toilet. One came out of my butt at any rate. I sure as shit had to wipe my ass. In fact that’s were the majority of that turd ended […]

I remember the first thing I splurged on when I became rich: A Haitian sex slave. I know I know, but this was a different time, before everyone got all PC and sex trafficking became bad.