The Miracle Of Turdbirth

Some times, when the lighting is just right, you situated yourself in the correct position, the stars line up perfectly and you’re willing to get a nose full of ass; you can watch the turd you are crapping inch its way out your butt. Its like watching the miracle of childbirth without any of the […]

It may be fat, unkempt, misshapened and attached to mentally retarded chicks with low self-esteem, but I can pull me some pussy.