The Case Of The Unexplained Pubes

I know I know. This is where you tell me ‘I told you so.’ It was a grandiose plan and I admit that. In hindsight I guess you could say my eyes were bigger than my asshole. In my heart I believed I could do it: Blog for one year about all my shit. I […]

I'm attracted to wholesome women like my grandmother. Maybe its because she was my maternal care taker or maybe its because I'm an incestuous necrophiliac.