Confessions Of An Asswiper

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September 22, 2009

I have a horrible, horrible confession to make. For the first 2 to 3 years of my life, I didn’t use toilet paper. At all. I was totally aloof. No clue. Didn’t even cross my mind. In fact, I didn’t do much at all when it came to shitting, except the shitting part. When I […]

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