Best Friends Forever

Here’s a picture of me with my new best friend: Edwin Von Fecalton. Tell you what–we weren’t friends at first, in fact we had quite a disagreement. He wouldn’t budge, I wouldn’t budge. So there we sat for at least half an hour. Finally, after we warmed up to each other and realized that the […]

Thank god for the Laci Peterson Law. To think, up until then, it was legal to bludgeon your pregnant wife to death.