Teach Them Well And Let Them Lead The Way

Saw another member of the Tribal Arm Band Tattoo Tribe this weekend. Call me a romantic, but nothing, not even the most beautiful bride in the most beautiful wedding dress can ever come as close to being as attractive as a woman in a maternity cocktail waitress dress. I am certain ‘elastic’ is Latin for […]

Logical Destiny

It’s amazing the decisions people don’t know they make. Namely the decision they make to not explicitly make decisions. I think most people live their life in the Forrest Gump method—just floating through like a leaf in the wind. Wherever life takes them is where they go. No need to try and direct it, maybe […]

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