Medical Fact: A Toilet Can Never Be Clean

The color of the water in the picture is not my doing, its the chick who takes my photograph in front of roadside memorials. The cute little turd though: Pure me. Why in the name of Buddha does anyone buy that stupid blue water coloring shit to put in their toilet? The only person you’re […]

You can't crap any more without turning around and seeing a turd with 2 american flags sticking out of it. All this kitschy, pretentious pseudo-patriotism makes my rectum seep.