Medical Fact: A Toilet Can Never Be Clean

The color of the water in the picture is not my doing, its the chick who takes my photograph in front of roadside memorials. The cute little turd though: Pure me. Why in the name of Buddha does anyone buy that stupid blue water coloring shit to put in their toilet? The only person you’re […]

You see it in movies and look forward to doing it your whole life, but let me tell you; you're never truly prepared for identifying and claiming your first werewolf mauled body from the morgue.