Medical Fact: A Toilet Can Never Be Clean

The color of the water in the picture is not my doing, its the chick who takes my photograph in front of roadside memorials. The cute little turd though: Pure me. Why in the name of Buddha does anyone buy that stupid blue water coloring shit to put in their toilet? The only person you’re […]

My favorite game growing up was 'Lets tell the doctor you fell down'. Those were the days.