Eureka

As I was crapping today, racking my brain as to what I was going to write, inspiration about inspiration struck. When it comes to inspiration, sunsets on tropical islands and newborn babies have nothing on staring at the linoleum while pounding out last night’s dinner. How many revolutionary ideas have been first conceived while pooping? […]

Just once I want a news report about the hundreds of thousands of us who accidentlessly drive home drunk every night.