Shitacular Blog Award

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March 20, 2009

Clench your sphincters shut, slap on another rubber and think twice about raping that marmoset at the Austin Zoo. Thanks to today’s winner of the Porkjerky.com Random Time Interval Shitty Blog Award, I now know of another strain of a popular disease that’s going to kill us all. It’s a disease that the mainstream media […]

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Almost every creature group has a name: school of fish; pride of lions; murder of crows. Almost all. To go with flocks, gaggles, covens, herds, colonies, troops, pods and blooms; I now give you the 'jason'. As in "Oh shit, the Special Olympics van just pulled up; here comes a jason of retards". I'm what you call a low self-esteem narcissist.
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