My Friend

I, umm had this friend, yeah that’s it, I-He’d been drinking quite a bit.   A long, gross story short   Take my-his word for it, When he-I say ‘This tastes like shit’.

A Toast To Your Cummupance: May you live a long life...
...so you can see your children and their children die of AIDS,
your spouse battle Alzheimer's and MS;
while you lose control of your bodily functions,
but retain your mental faculties so you can witness it all.
Hear hear, to your long life