Whats My Poopnosis?

Oh christfuck almighty. I’m not a normally a hypochondriac, but since 99.85% of the population currently has it, I just know I am going to get it also. And the from the looks of things, I already do. Tell it to me straight, that’s a swine flu turd isn’t it? Look at how it turns […]

A Toast To Your Cummupance: May you live a long life...
...so you can see your children and their children die of AIDS,
your spouse battle Alzheimer's and MS;
while you lose control of your bodily functions,
but retain your mental faculties so you can witness it all.
Hear hear, to your long life