Shitless Rats, With Cute Tails

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February 9, 2009

I just thought of another exotic animal like the Inebriated North American Vagrant that possible may not shit—the squirrel. Medical Fact: Those bastards are everywhere. Medical Fact: No one has ever seen a squirrel crap. Medical Fact: No one has ever encountered or stepped in a pile of squirrel shit. So maybe homeless and squirrels […]

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Of all my bodily secretions; ear wax tastes the most awful but is the most socially acceptable to eat.
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