And God Said, Let There Be Hair On Assholes

Posted by
March 12, 2009

Ok, by now you’ve figured out how I know I have a hairy asshole and how I know how it stacks up to others’. Now on to the real philosophical question raised by hairy assholes. Why? If you’re a creationist, then life’s simple (real fucking simple). God put hair on our assholes—that’s all you need […]

Squating 4 God,
No Comments

I really feel there's a good derogatory epithet for southeast Asians that I am missing out on. I mean, there's got to be some word out there to incite Pakistanis and Indians and Bangladeshis. Right? How come I don't know this?
Updates | Random | Free Shit | R.I.P. | Omniscience | Register | Gallery | Email Page To Someone