porkjerky plogChristianity, It’s For The…Well You Know
At first I thought it was a tired, shitty Christian metaphor. You know, something about soaring with God or how we all need Jesus in our nests or how the holy spirit is there to preen us and regurgitate sustenance into our mouths or how god indiscriminately shits all over our freshly washed cars. But […]
You Throw And Blog Like A Girl
Now, I’m not here to pass judgement on anyone, but jesus fucking christ almighty there are a lot of fucking idiots who should die painful deaths out there. Its December 2009, the regular season for baseball ended in early October. The World Series ended about a month ago. All the awards have been given out […]
The Disgusting Truth About Disgusting Porn Blogs
One of the most common blogs I am finding is the porn site marketing blog. Back in the olden days of 1997, all you needed was a url and some sluts to start a porn site that made money. Pimping was easy. Then it went all 9/11 (that’s a new idiom I am trying out, […]
Shitty Shill Blog
Beat The Slots Blog, is one turd of a website. So craptastic its today’s Porkjerky.com Shitty Blog Award winning blog. First and leastmost, as is customary with most winners, it has Google ads on it. Of course they may be hard to find, you know, hidden in all the other fucking ads on the god […]
Like Nails Scratching On My Cornea
Ok, I dug deeper. You’re welcome. After my initial dismay at finding so many results for my youtube search of the word ‘blog’, I started on my prolonged dismay of searching through a ton of those videos to find a shitty blog on there to give an Intermittently Given Porkjerky.com Shitty Blog Award to. Oh […]
I Don’t Need No Fancy Book Science
How many autistic people do you personally know? Excluding Jenny McCarthy’s son (which I am excluding not because I don’t personally know him, but because he’s cured – take that gluten), mine is 0. I’m guessing yours is within 1 of that. I’m not entirely convinced any exist. I think its just a euphemism doctors […]
Pompously Misinformed
As with wine, my pallet is not refined enough to distinguish among the many flavors of retard: Aspberger ‘s, mental retardation, PDD_NOS, autism, fucking retarded, down syndrome, Fragile X syndrome and just plain stupid. All of those, my pedestrian, uncouth brain processes as ‘retarded’. I blame the public school system and my parents for my […]
Revenge, A Dish Best Served After 26 Of Suffering
Today’s winner of the Porkjerky.com Periodical Shitty Blog Award reminds me of that time I was using the pedestrian bridge to cross over the interstate on my bike and the cops had it and the interstate closed because some nutbag was threatening to commit suicide off of it. I did what any rational person who […]
The Turkey Baster Tribulations
Oh my god I was so blind. They aren’t completely vapid. Blogs aren’t as worthless as tits on a retard. They are as fun as tits on a retard. It’s all about perspective. I couldn’t see the pussy for the vulva. Today though, I was able to take a step back and finally realize the […]
Think Of, And Stalk, The Children
One one hand, as a fan of all things legal and immoral, I totally love The Celebrity Baby Blog. On the other hand….no, wait. There’s no other hand, The Celebrity Baby Blog is awesome through and through. It quite literally is based on the idea that you can exploit children for a dollar. And not […]
